You know what’s awesome?

2009 November 11
by attrice

Homemade brownies.

You know what makes those brownies even better?

Vanilla ‘ice cream’.

You know what makes those brownies and ice cream so awesome that the sheer density of awesome threatens to collapse and form a singularity whose pull will be so strong that even light cannot escape?

Rainbow Sprinkles.

So just be warned, if you’re suddenly pulled into a black hole, you’ll know who to blame. But it’ll be too late cuz you’ll be pulled into spaghetti and then your atoms will be pulled apart.

It would still be worth it though.

2 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 November 12

    YUM.

    That is all. ;)

  2. 2009 November 12

    Can you believe people eat spicy brownies here? Like, with lots of cayenne, or similar sacrilege. Obviously, I do not like. Call me old fashioned, I think most food is better with a bit of heat, just not chocolate. I feel similarly about garlic-doesn’t belong in ice cream, chocolate. Spicy ice cream might be okay.

    I don’t understand black holes. Physics makes my eyes glaze over, don’t know how I managed to pass 3 quarters of it.

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